December 2011
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“CONGRATS GIRL!!!!! That is absolutely fantastic news and I’m so excited to hear it. You must be over the moon, do you have a date set for your wedding?! I can’t believe you’re getting married, this is incredible! *insert other drivel* Anyway, once again, many congratulations hun! My mum and I are absolutely thrilled for you on your engagement. You will make a ...
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Vent vent vent.
[[MORE]]It really feels like the end of an era or something. Love is a funny thing. It takes odd twists and turns, and always sends you the unexpected. I try to be positive regarding love as often as I can, but I have a big tendency to love too much. I have been in love once. Once ever. I’ve never felt what it’s like to fully love someone else since. I was 12 years old, and that love...
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“It would be spiteful to put Jellyfish in a trifle”
– A short poem by Karl Pilkington
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“I don’t like jellyfish,
They’re not a fish, they’re just a...”
– A poem by Karl Pilkington
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“If moths had eyes,
Would they be happier?
How do they know they’re not...”
– A poem by Karl Pilkington
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“If you are anything, you are your mind. You are not what you look like.”
– Ricky Gervais
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Why did I have a nightmare last night that Angelina Jolie was a foreign rapist and asked me if I wanted ‘alone time’ at a bus stop at night? It was really scary. Jesus.
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Karl: Didn't do much this morning. Just sat by the pool saving insects that flew into it.
Ricky: I'M GOING TO DIE. LIKE FUCKING NOAH.
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“The plane was full and I had a headache. There was a baby sat behind us that was...”
– Karl Pilkington
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Today was wonderful!
Got up and went straight to my aunties. We did presents and I got some surprisingly thoughtful and wonderful presents from unexpected people as did my mum. But I’m so pleased. Other than now I have to find space for everything when I already didn’t have enough room to begin with. I look like a hoarder. I also drank A LOT today which, if you know me well, you’ll know isn’t...
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I miss Michael Jackson.
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wildestmomentsxo asked: name 5 of your guilty pleasures
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This literally makes me feel so ill. I can’t actually explain how sick this makes me. Why can’t we do something? [[MORE]]“Just a little update on Morgan although not a lot to report about. Our colleague has just returned from visiting Morgan, she is in the smallest pool still and was vocalizing most of the time. She showed no interest in any of the other orcas and was hanging around...
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Think I’m going to complain to Howard Overman about this Misfits situation. Not even joking. It’s not fair. And THEY’RE the ones who are going to lose serious ratings. I thought they learnt that lesson after Robert but noooo. Now we’re losing Antonia & Iwan. Sorry tumblr for the Misfits spam, I’m just deeply pained right now. Ughh.
If anyone knows how to contact...
wildestmomentsxo asked: my tumblr totes fucked up my question box thing so i lost the questions you asked. so ima ask you some ;) haha okay, fav celeb couple and whyy?
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Misfits... again.
Yeah so I’m not really over what just happened. How am I supposed to be okay with Antonia and Iwan never coming back? How am I meant to just accept this situation? I actually feel broken. This is not healthy. Misfits you have RUINED me. OH MY GOD THOUGH, I’m still in shock. And how on EARTH are Faye and I meant to meet them all now when they’re all going to just be scattered...
Anonymous asked: Simon/Alisha in Vegas happened between s2 and s3. If you follow the official Simon twitter, he tweeted about it. It's where Nathan and Marnie got the idea to go to Vegas which aired in the short 'Vegas Baby'.
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Misfits (SPOILER ALERT)
I can’t breathe right now. How can Antonia Thomas AND Iwan Rheon just pick up and leave Misfits? I feel physically sick. Sorry but goodbye Season 4! Now that the 3 best characters have left, why on earth would I carry on watching this?!
Fuck, I’m actually grieving. Denial, anger and sadness, this is what Misfits has reduced me to.
*Le sigh*
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So overwhelmed right now!
I started a campaign yesterday evening to hopefully try to raise £1,000 that I could donate enitrely to my boss Dennis who works for The Cats Protection League… it’s only been 48 hours and ALREADY I’ve raised £75. This is simply amazing news. As soon as I hit £100, I’ll be officially listed on the website meaning that even more people will hear about my project and...
Anonymous asked: Yikes Crimbo is nearly upon us - What all you getting this year & have you finished your Xmas shopping yet? xox
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First time I’ve seen anything to do with To Obey The Walrus in 3 years and it’s still made me cry in fear. Goodbye sleep. Ifsifsiofbfiobsfsbf! Lmao. I love Faye & Charlotte but WHYYYY?????
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I want to lose my virginity to Rather Die Young- Beyonce. It would be so perfect. It’s such a passionate and beautiful song!
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This is too sad. →
The whole thing makes me so sick.
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So I’m basically really really sickenly jealous of Madonna for kissing my Nicki. Back off granny, she’s mine!!
I wish!!!!
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Mum: How do you find all these amazing pictures?
Me: They're on my dashboard.
Mum: But... That's in a car...
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What's wrong with my subconscious?
[[MORE]]Right so first of all, I dreamt that I was out at a party with Carlisle and Jasper from The Twilight Saga, Jacob & all the wolves also from Twilight, Fergie & Josh, and then Nicki Minaj and two of her crazy alter egos Dexter and Martha. WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL? Carlisle offered us all a lift home and all I can remember is Jasper bit Nicki and Jacob went for him (as a wolf obviously),...
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m0ckin-jay asked: Would you let the biggest butterfly in the world land on your face if it meant you could meet Beyonce for 1 minuet?
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m0ckin-jay asked: if you could be any other person in the world (other than Beyonce ;D) who would you be and why?
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m0ckin-jay asked: What's one thing in your life you wouldn't change for the world? And what's one thing you'd change in a heartbeat?
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m0ckin-jay asked: If you could only listen to one artist or band for the rest of your life, who would it be?
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m0ckin-jay asked: What are you most hoping to happen in 2012?
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m0ckin-jay asked: What are your top 5 favourite songs right now, and why? :)
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I just had such a stress dream...
I dreamt that I was pregnant, I went for a scan and got told it was a girl which was the most exciting thing in the world, then suddenly I’m told the baby has a funny heart beat. He said it was nothing sinister but I knew he was lying. I literally have NEVER had such bad anxiety in my life, asleep or awake. I’ve actually woken up stiff from where I tensed with worry about my fictional...
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My Complaint To ITV
Dear sir/madam, [[MORE]]I was one of the lucky few who attended A Night With Beyonce when it was originally filmed on 13th July 2011. During the process, I also auditioned with Victory TV to ask Beyonce a question. I spoke to a woman named Milly Frazer during this time who promptly rejected my question claiming it was inappropriate and would never be allowed. My question was ‘If Beyonce was...
